Post by The Void on Jun 4, 2008 21:08:26 GMT -5
my step dad is an art/history teacher at rrhs (rainy river high school)
He Dm's dnd at lunch (rrhs has no lunchroom so the students get and hour or so for luch in wich they can go OFF SCHOOL GROUNDS and get food) and after school.
me and mom just joined the game a week ago, and from the events so far, its gonna be HILARIOUS! so im gonna recount the sessions here for all to laugh at.
PLayers lvl 8
Opey- gnome bard/engineer
frequently changed name- Druid (HES GREEN! literaly)
Milo- Hafling rouge
Riz-some-thing - Drow bard
orion- half orc (with fire axe that is racest twards drow)
daisy- half dragon something
ranger- elven ranger
(NPC)Richard- UNdead warlock thing (sells cursed items for fun)
cant remember name- elf ranger (not me, female)
also cant remember name- elf sorceress
*red* =NEEDS TO DIE!!!
ok, i'll start... heading into the arctic
apparently the group we hired by the duke to kill hill giants/ giants raiding the place. we (ranger and dasiy) are added to the group as paid wariors.
*note* Riz has a hat... magical hat... it can cast high lvl spells... but! it RARELY WORKS! you have to roll 25 or so...
it will cast random spells...
We walk along an icy ridge conected by a rope
Milo slips and makes his saving throw
Opey says "im asleep" so the dm makes him roll to save himself from falling
all that happens yea yea yea we kill some wolves in a cavern i litte further on
Riz says "i need a cat suit! Orion! make me a cat suit!"
so orion says he spends 10 min on the cat suit, its still driping and its ears are proped up with twigs, riz throws it on and laughs
we walk along another ridge and a few meaters on we hit a slide type thing on the side of the ice, too wide to jump accross... so we decide it would be best to go down it... the halfling (Milo) and the half orc (orion) decide to slide on on shields... it doesnt look strange when you see a halfling runing and jumping on his shield... its the half orc that comes running and jumping
riz tells the dm feather fall and jumps off the ridge (200 feet up)
the elven sorceress castsomehting on herself and the female ranger and they jump
i pull a sack out of my pack and luge down
daisy the half dragon slowly walks down the slide
the druid turns into a pingwin and slides down
opey the gnome tells the dm "im going to summon a hell hound and ride it down" milo says "yeaa... its a HELL HOUND its gonna kill you"
opey says "but its lawful! see? lawful evil but..."
THe dm says "your kidding me right?" "nope" "its a hell hound...from hell! rideing it... ITS HOT!" "so? i ride it down the hill"
He Dm's dnd at lunch (rrhs has no lunchroom so the students get and hour or so for luch in wich they can go OFF SCHOOL GROUNDS and get food) and after school.
me and mom just joined the game a week ago, and from the events so far, its gonna be HILARIOUS! so im gonna recount the sessions here for all to laugh at.
PLayers lvl 8
Opey- gnome bard/engineer
frequently changed name- Druid (HES GREEN! literaly)
Milo- Hafling rouge
Riz-some-thing - Drow bard
orion- half orc (with fire axe that is racest twards drow)
daisy- half dragon something
ranger- elven ranger
(NPC)Richard- UNdead warlock thing (sells cursed items for fun)
cant remember name- elf ranger (not me, female)
also cant remember name- elf sorceress
*red* =NEEDS TO DIE!!!
ok, i'll start... heading into the arctic
apparently the group we hired by the duke to kill hill giants/ giants raiding the place. we (ranger and dasiy) are added to the group as paid wariors.
*note* Riz has a hat... magical hat... it can cast high lvl spells... but! it RARELY WORKS! you have to roll 25 or so...
it will cast random spells...
We walk along an icy ridge conected by a rope
Milo slips and makes his saving throw
Opey says "im asleep" so the dm makes him roll to save himself from falling
all that happens yea yea yea we kill some wolves in a cavern i litte further on
Riz says "i need a cat suit! Orion! make me a cat suit!"
so orion says he spends 10 min on the cat suit, its still driping and its ears are proped up with twigs, riz throws it on and laughs
we walk along another ridge and a few meaters on we hit a slide type thing on the side of the ice, too wide to jump accross... so we decide it would be best to go down it... the halfling (Milo) and the half orc (orion) decide to slide on on shields... it doesnt look strange when you see a halfling runing and jumping on his shield... its the half orc that comes running and jumping
riz tells the dm feather fall and jumps off the ridge (200 feet up)
the elven sorceress castsomehting on herself and the female ranger and they jump
i pull a sack out of my pack and luge down
daisy the half dragon slowly walks down the slide
the druid turns into a pingwin and slides down
opey the gnome tells the dm "im going to summon a hell hound and ride it down" milo says "yeaa... its a HELL HOUND its gonna kill you"
opey says "but its lawful! see? lawful evil but..."
THe dm says "your kidding me right?" "nope" "its a hell hound...from hell! rideing it... ITS HOT!" "so? i ride it down the hill"